Losowe angielskie dowcipy
Why did the boy... ->
Why did the boy take a ladder to school? It was a high school.... [ca³y ->]
The Drunk and the Nun ->
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really ,really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door, he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched ... [ca³y ->]
The Motor Home ->
My brother-in-law goes into a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. He looks on the side of his cup and finds a peel off prize. He pulls off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home!" The waitress run... [ca³y ->]
Scaled Glass Wall ->
Q: Why did the blonde scale the clear glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side.... [ca³y ->]
The Unhappy Nun ->
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable. Mother Superior called the electric company's complaint department to ask for help. "The... [ca³y ->]
Restaurant Specialty ->
Waiter to customer: "Our specialty is snails." "I know. One of them served me the last time I was here!"... [ca³y ->]
Measuring Monkey ->
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey jumps around all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps up on ... [ca³y ->]
Real Statements Car Owners Make ->
The Statements Car Owners are Really Making Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of sports cars Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars Acura NSX - I am impotent Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires Buick Park Av... [ca³y ->]
Wrong Nails ->
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails. "Hold it!", says Dummer."Why are you throwing all those nails away?" "Because.", says Dum. "The heads are on the wrong end." "You dummy!", replies Dum... [ca³y ->]
Why did the condom fly across the road? ->
Why did the condom fly across the road? -It was pissed off!!... [ca³y ->]
The moral of the story is... ->
See there was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it. There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe ... [ca³y ->]
Pantsy Golfer ->
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants? A: Just in case he got a hole-in-one!... [ca³y ->]
Let Me See ->
A 90-year old man announces his intention to marry a woman of 30. He is persuaded to have a medical exam first. "Everyone tells me I need a checkup to see if I'm sexually fit," he says to the doctor. "Okay," says the medic, "let me see your sex... [ca³y ->]
How to break the nose of a blonde ->
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde? A: You put a dildo under a glass table!... [ca³y ->]
A REALLY Bad Day - True Story! ->
A REALLY Bad Day So you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcyc... [ca³y ->]